Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What sound do robots make on the toilet?

  Peepoop-peepoop-peepoop.

  March 22, 2026
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  Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?

  Two halves make a whole(hole) and your money will fall out!

  March 20, 2026
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  Where does the egg come out of a chicken?

  The egg-zit!

  March 19, 2026
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  Where do people go who have two broken legs?

  Nowhere!

  March 18, 2026
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  Where do pencils go on vacation?

  Pencil-vania.

  March 16, 2026
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  Why do melons have weddings?

  They cantelope.

  March 15, 2026
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  What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

  Yellow?

  March 14, 2026
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  Why did the computer go to therapy?

  Because it had too many bytes from its past and couldn’t process them.

  March 13, 2026
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  Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

  Because it ran out of juice!

  March 12, 2026
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  Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

  He won the “no-bell” prize!

  March 11, 2026