Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Where should a dog never go shopping?

  A flea market.

  August 12, 2026
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  What happened after the shark got famous?

  He became a starfish.

  August 11, 2026
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  Why did the little lamb go everywhere Mary went?

  He wanted to mark his territory.

  August 10, 2026
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  Why are elephants so wrinkled?

  Because they take too long to iron!

  August 9, 2026
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  What do you call a cow that can’t moo?

  A milk dud

  August 8, 2026
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  Why kind of bug is in the FBI?

  A SPY-der.

  August 7, 2026
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  Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

  Because they are really good at it.

  August 6, 2026
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  What do birds give out on Halloween.

  Tweets

  August 5, 2026
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  Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?

  They watch cricket instead.

  August 4, 2026
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  What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

  Pointless!

  August 2, 2026