Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Where should a 500 pound alien go?

  On a diet.

  October 12, 2024
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  What do stars like to read before bed?

  Comet books

  October 10, 2024
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  Why is the foot not funny

  Because it is toe-tally serious

  October 9, 2024
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  What is Sonic’s favorite food?

  Any fast food!

  October 8, 2024
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  What does a book put on when it’s cold?

  A jacket

  October 7, 2024
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  What is the mother’s favorite dance?

  The momba

  October 6, 2024
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  Flynn says the safari at Disney is the best in the world.

  He’s not lion!

  October 5, 2024
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  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

  He didn’t have the guts

  October 4, 2024
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  Why did the hot dog turn down the chance to star in a movie?

  None of the rolls were good enough.

  October 3, 2024
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  What did the dinosaur say when he saw a meteor heading to earth?

  Uh oh

  October 2, 2024