Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why shouldn’t you invite a cow to a birthday party?

  They bring pies, not cake.

  November 16, 2024
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  What is the male turkey’s name

  Bob.

  November 15, 2024
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  What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone?

  Snapchat.

  November 14, 2024
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  Who eats snails

  People who don’t like fast food!🐌

  November 13, 2024
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  What do you call a noodle who puts on a mustache and pretends to be his dad?

  An impasta!

  November 12, 2024
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  How do you get a squirrel to like you?

  Act like a nut.🥜

  November 11, 2024
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  Why did the librarian win the race?

  They booked it!📚

  November 10, 2024
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  What do you call a frog with no legs?

  Dead.

  November 9, 2024
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  What part of the body is the smartest?

  The nose because it always knows

  November 8, 2024
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  What’s red and shaped like a bucket?

  A red bucket.

  November 7, 2024