Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

  The space bar

  April 19, 2024
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  What do you call a red headed baker? 👨‍🍳

  A ginger bread man

  April 18, 2024
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  What should you do with a sick boat?

  Take it to the doc.

  April 17, 2024
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  Can a kangaroo jump higher than Mount Everest?

  Yes, Mount Everest can’t jump

  April 16, 2024
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  Why was the brother confused that he was grounded after he hit his sister in the head with a soda can?

  He thought it was a soft drink.🥤

  April 15, 2024
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  Which kind of phone does a turtle use?

  A shell phone 🐢

  April 14, 2024
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  Did you hear the joke about money?

  Never mind, it doesn’t make cents.

  April 13, 2024
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  What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?💨

  A private tutor.👨‍🏫💨

  April 12, 2024
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  Why did the potato wedges cross the road?

  To get to the other sides🍟🥔

  April 11, 2024
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  What’s blue and not very heavy?

  Light blue

  April 10, 2024