Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What’s blue and not very heavy?

  Light blue

  April 10, 2024
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  Why should you never trust the stairs?

  They’re always up to something.

  April 9, 2024
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  What did the mom say when her son asked her to explain the eclipse?

  No sun☀️

  April 8, 2024
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  What do the cows do when they are first introduced?

  They give each other a milkshake🥤

  April 7, 2024
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  What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?

  A jam session!🍓

  April 6, 2024
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  How did hipster Mickey Mouse burn his mouth?

  He drank his coffee before it was cool.

  April 5, 2024
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  When should you buy a bird?

  When it goes cheep🐥

  April 4, 2024
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  Which days are the strongest?

  Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.🗓️

  April 3, 2024
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  What bear is the most condescending?

  A pan-DAH!!! 🐼

  April 2, 2024
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  Why are toilets so good at poker?

  They always get a flush🚽🃏

  April 1, 2024