Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a train carrying gum?

  A chew chew train!

  March 21, 2024
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  Why don’t bears wear socks?

  Because they are bare foot!

  March 20, 2024
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  What kind of mouse walk is on two legs?

  Mickey Mouse Yep, and What kind of duck walks on two legs? No silly, all ducks!

  March 19, 2024
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  What does Sonic use to knock on a door?

  Knuckles.

  March 18, 2024
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  Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

  To get to the pot of gold!

  March 17, 2024
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  What does a leprechaun call a man wearing green?

  A green giant

  March 16, 2024
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  Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

  Dill with it.

  March 15, 2024
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  What do you say to a scarecrow in the field?

  Hay!

  March 14, 2024
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  What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?

  Peanut butter and jellyfish!

  March 13, 2024
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  Knock! knock!

  Who’s there? Oink oink! Oink oink who? Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?!

  March 12, 2024