Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?

  You got a friend in me.

  January 26, 2024
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  What kind of instrument does a pilot play?

  Air guitar!

  January 25, 2024
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  What did the chicken nugget say to the mustard during a race?

  Ketchup!

  January 24, 2024
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  What’s the scariest plant in the jungle?

  Bam-boo!

  January 23, 2024
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  Disney is making a movie about a cow standing in your front yard…

  They are calling it Moo-Lawn

  January 22, 2024
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  What did aurora say when her photos were not ready?

  Some day my prints will come.

  January 21, 2024
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  Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

  Because they can spend years at C (and get hung up on arrrrrr).

  January 20, 2024
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  Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?

  He was feeling horse.

  January 19, 2024
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  How much money does a skunk have?

  One scent.

  January 18, 2024
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  Where can a dinosaur get some ketchup?

  At the Dino-store!

  January 17, 2024