Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

  Because Donald ducked!

  December 27, 2023
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  What’s round at the start, round at the end, and high in the middle?

  Ohio

  December 26, 2023
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  Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

  Their days are numbered!

  December 25, 2023
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  Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

  Because there’s always Who’s there!

  December 24, 2023
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  What do you call a mad coffee?

  Steaming hot!

  December 23, 2023
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  What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

  Do you smell carrots?

  December 22, 2023
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  Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

  It needed a trim!

  December 21, 2023
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  What do you give a gingerbread man who broke his leg?

  A candy cane!

  December 20, 2023
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  Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

  He went down in history.

  December 19, 2023
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  What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

  Look grandpa, no hands!

  December 19, 2023