Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in autumn?

  Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

  February 19, 2024
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  How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?

  Max speed!

  February 18, 2024
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  Why don’t skeletons play video games?

  They don’t have the heart for it.

  February 16, 2024
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  What’s a cat’s favorite color?

  Purrrple

  February 15, 2024
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  What do you call a lamb falling down a hill?

  A lamb slide.

  February 14, 2024
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  What do you call a man laying behind your door?

  Matt.

  February 13, 2024
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  What’s the best car for a supervillain?

  A Suba-Gru!

  February 12, 2024
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  Why did the football go to the bank?

  To get its quarter back

  February 11, 2024
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  Why do presidents love English class?

  Because of all the capitals.

  February 10, 2024
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  How does Lilo laugh?

  With a low-ha!

  February 9, 2024