Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What kind of flower grows on your face?

  Tulips!

  November 11, 2025
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  What do you call a cornfield with just one corn stalk?

  A unicorn

  November 10, 2025
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  What did the banana say to the dog?

  Nothing, bananas can’t talk

  November 9, 2025
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  What did dog say when he was having a bad day?

  Life is ruff

  November 8, 2025
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  What do you call a weenie dog magician?

  A Hound-ini!

  November 7, 2025
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  Why were the other dogs always annoyed at the weenier dog?

  He was to frank.

  November 6, 2025
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  What should you do if your dachshund becomes addicted to dog treats?

  Weiner off of them.

  November 5, 2025
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  Why will only Dachshunds be remembered?

  Because History is written by the wieners.

  November 4, 2025
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  What’s a dog’s favorite mode of transportation?

  A waggin’!

  November 3, 2025
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  What do you call a puppie that digs on the beach?

  Sandy paws

  November 2, 2025