Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What kind of key opens a banana?

  A monKEY!

  January 16, 2024
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  Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures, I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur.

  January 15, 2024
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  How do you spell candy with two letters?

  C and Y

  January 14, 2024
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  What did the dog say when he stepped on sandpaper?

  Ruff.

  January 13, 2024
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  Why did the gum cross the road?

  Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

  January 12, 2024
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  What do you call a mischievous hamster?

  Cheeky.

  January 11, 2024
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  Why did the pretzel cross the road?

  It didn’t. It got twisted up.

  January 10, 2024
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  What is it called when you are terrified of giants?

  Fee-fi-phobia.

  January 9, 2024
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  What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

  You’re so sweet!

  January 8, 2024
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  Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

  Because he’ll gobble it up.

  January 7, 2024