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  • August 29, 2026

    Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

    Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

    Because it was his doody!

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  • August 28, 2026

    What is the worst tasting chip?

    What is the worst tasting chip?

    A wood chip

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  • August 20, 2026

    Why do melons have weddings?

    Why do melons have weddings?

    Because they cantaloupe.

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  • August 18, 2026

    Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

    Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

    There are too many ears.

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  • August 17, 2026

    What kind of nut doesn’t like money?

    What kind of nut doesn’t like money?

    Cash ew!

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  • August 16, 2026

    Why did Harry potter get sent to the principals office ?

    Why did Harry potter get sent to the principals office ?

    He was cursing in class

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  • August 15, 2026

    What animal needs to wear a wig?

    What animal needs to wear a wig?

    A bald eagle.

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  • August 14, 2026

    What is the dog’s favorite button on a remote?

    What is the dog’s favorite button on a remote?

    Paws!

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  • August 13, 2026

    What’s a ghost favorite dance.

    What’s a ghost favorite dance.

    The boo –gie

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  • August 12, 2026

    Where should a dog never go shopping?

    Where should a dog never go shopping?

    A flea market.

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