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  • May 29, 2026

    What do you call an alligator with GPS.

    What do you call an alligator with GPS.

    A navi-gator

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  • May 29, 2026

    How does a bee cool off on a hot summer day?

    How does a bee cool off on a hot summer day?

    He takes his yellow jacket off.

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  • May 27, 2026

    Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

    Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

    Because every play has a cast.

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  • May 26, 2026

    What do u call it when a trumpet farts?

    What do u call it when a trumpet farts?

    A toot!

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  • May 24, 2026

    What did one Mandalorian farmer say to the other?

    What did one Mandalorian farmer say to the other?

    This is the hay.

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  • May 23, 2026

    Why was the chess player in trouble with the police?

    Why was the chess player in trouble with the police?

    Because he was making bad moves.

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  • May 21, 2026

    What happens if life gives you melons?

    What happens if life gives you melons?

    You’re dyslexic!

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  • May 19, 2026

    Why should you take a pen to the garden?

    Why should you take a pen to the garden?

    So you can weed and write!

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  • May 17, 2026

    What do you call a cow eating grass?

    What do you call a cow eating grass?

    A lawn mooer!

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  • May 16, 2026

    What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

    What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

    Sneakers

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